16 DEEP DIVES · FROM THE FULL ROSTER

The most elite direct response
marketing talent ever assembled
in one place.

Across the full roster: $5 billion+ in client revenue generated, 400+ combined years of paid media, specialists for every major platform and every major vertical, with top operators individually managing up to $300M+ in career ad spend. We can't show everyone on one page. Below are sixteen. They don't work at agencies. They work here.

$88M+ · Lifetime Spend · 4 Platforms · The Mega-Scale Multi-Platform Operator
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SCANNING ROSTER · 16 PROFILES

Meet the Unicorns behind the results.

The top 1% paid ads operators who run every campaign we touch. Anonymized profiles. Verified track records. Matched to your brand based on your Assessment.

$750M+
Client Revenue Generated
400+
Combined Years Experience
12+
Platforms Covered
15+
Verticals Mastered
[SCANNING] 16/16
$750M+ REV
ROSTER SYNC
MATCH ENGINE
HOW MATCHES ACTUALLY HAPPEN

You get the final say. Every time.

Every match is engineered against five inputs. Then it's your call. The Perfect Match Guarantee means you interview the finalists and only proceed with one you love. No assignment lottery. No agency-style mystery handoff.

THE MATCH ENGINE

Five inputs determine your match.

  • 01
    Your Assessment results. What's broken, what's working, where the leverage actually is in your funnel.
  • 02
    The operator's industry experience. They've already won in your vertical with offers that look like yours.
  • 03
    Their current capacity. Every Unicorn carries 3 to 5 clients max. We don't dilute attention to fill billable hours.
  • 04
    Their genuine interest in your project. The operator has to actually want the work. Nobody gets assigned to your business.
  • 05
    Mutual fit on both sides. Either party can pass. We'd rather walk away than force a wrong match.
★ THE PERFECT MATCH GUARANTEE

You interview the finalists. You pick.

After the Match Engine narrows the roster, you meet two finalists who fit your business. You evaluate both. You ask the hard questions. You only proceed with the one you love.

AGENCY MODEL
  • Assigned whoever is available
  • Often a junior account manager
  • Zero say in who runs your account
  • No real interest beyond the retainer
  • Swap-outs without your sign-off
UNICORN MARKETERS
  • You interview 2 vetted finalists
  • Top 1% operator, 10+ year average
  • You make the final call
  • Operator self-selected for the work
  • No swap-outs without your approval

If the match doesn't feel right, you don't proceed. Full stop.

THE VETTING PROCESS

79 points. 5 stages.
Fewer than 1% pass.

Before any operator becomes eligible to be matched to a single client, they clear a 5-stage, 79-point vetting process. The rest are referred elsewhere with our regards.

01

Application + Resume Audit

Minimum 5 years of prior paid media experience required. Portfolio and measurable results are verified.

02

Technical Skills Assessment

Platform mastery tests across Meta, Google, and specialty channels. Live account builds, not multiple choice.

03

Strategy + Creative Eval

Live brief exercises. Must demonstrate full-funnel thinking, creative strategy, and offer design under pressure.

04

Founder Interview

Direct interview with Jeremy or Max. Communication, character, and cultural fit. Can they run a client conversation at our level?

05

Reference + Results Check

Past client references contacted. Claimed results independently verified. Anything that doesn't check out is a hard fail.

79
POINT CHECKLIST
5
STAGES OF VETTING
<1%
OF APPLICANTS PASS
TOTAL COVERAGE

Every major platform.
Every major vertical.

Whatever platform your customers are on, whatever vertical you operate in, we have a specialist who lives inside that channel every day.

PLATFORM COVERAGE

9+Platforms. Every major channel.
MetaMeta
GoogleGoogle
TikTokTikTok
YouTubeYouTube
LinkedIn
SnapchatSnapchat
X (Twitter)X / Twitter
Native / Programmatic
Google LSA / Local
Depth ranges from specialist (lives on one platform) to full-stack (5+ platforms simultaneously).

VERTICAL COVERAGE

15+Verticals with named operators.
Health & Wellness
E-com / DTC
Legal Lead Gen
Info Products
B2B SaaS
Financial Pub
Home Services
MedSpa / Medical
Beauty / Skincare
Apparel / Fashion
Supplements
Subscriptions
Coaching / Edu
Real Estate
Auto / Dealer
Depth by vertical ranges from deep bench (multiple specialists) to named operator (one verified expert). See roster stats on the Assessment.
BEYOND MEDIA BUYING

You're not hiring a media buyer.
You're hiring a full-stack DR marketer.

Every Unicorn ships the entire stack. Strategy, copy, creative, landing pages, CRO, tracking, and advanced data analysis. All with full access to the Unicorn Marketers proprietary Claude Code toolkit.

Performance Media Buying

Every major ad platform, from nine-figure enterprise scale down to launch-day zero. Not one-size-fits-all, one approach per offer.

Direct Response Copywriting

Hook writing, VSL scripts, ad variations, email sequences. Built on the frameworks of Schwartz, Halbert, Hopkins, and Ogilvy.

Creative Strategy & Production

Static images, video, UGC, motion graphics. Direction to delivery, with AI-accelerated workflows for 20+ fresh ad variants a week.

Landing Page Design & Build

Ship the entire funnel, not just the ads. Advertorials, VSL pages, assessment funnels, quiz funnels, listicles. Brand-match to conversion.

CRO & A/B Testing

Frameworks from industry leaders applied to every funnel. Conversion lifts measured in P&L impact, not CTR bumps.

Tracking & Attribution

GA4, Hyros, Triple Whale, server-side CAPI, pixel audits, custom postgres stacks. Whatever it takes to see the full funnel clearly.

Advanced Data Analysis

Cohort LTV modeling, pipeline-weighted bidding, creative performance at word and phrase level. Data that drives decisions, not just dashboards.

Claude Code & AI Workflows

Every Unicorn is a power user of Claude Code and advanced AI tooling. Proprietary skills, agents, and knowledge files that compound their output.

UM TOOLKIT · OPERATOR-ONLY

Every Unicorn has full access to our proprietary Claude Code toolkit.

100+ direct response skills, agents, knowledge files, and workflows built in-house by the Unicorn Marketers team. Copywriting frameworks, research agents, ad prompt generators, analysis tooling, and more. Your Unicorn deploys it on day one, and it compounds the value of their hours from their very first campaign.

Private repo · Operator access only
um-toolkit / skills
▸ advertorial-architectdeep-research advertorial writing
▸ conversion-copy-architectbehavioral-science copy frameworks
▸ meta-image-ad-generatorNano Banana ad prompt system
▸ persona-architectICP + buyer-persona synthesis
▸ vsl-master-architectGeorgi / Benson / Clemens frameworks
▸ unicorn-conversion-engine10-protocol CRO review panel
▸ dr-market-researchdeep market + competitive intel
▸ 90+ more skills, agents, and knowledge files
THE UNFAIR ADVANTAGE

You're not just hiring one operator.
You're plugging into all of them.

Every Unicorn lives inside a private Slack community with the entire roster. Daily knowledge transfer between top 1% operators across every vertical and platform. Your Unicorn brings the bench with them.

A NETWORK, NOT A FREELANCER

The exclusive intelligence layer behind every match.

When you bring on a Unicorn, you don't get one operator working in isolation. You get one operator who, in real time, can tap the entire roster: a tested ad creative they ran last week, an attribution stack a peer just finished building, a hook that's working in your vertical right now.

The community is locked. Roster-only. No agency, freelancer marketplace, or service provider has anything close to this depth of working intelligence on tap every day.

★ Private Slack · Daily breakthroughs · Multiple live calls per week
#unicorn-mastermind-main
● 24 ACTIVE
UD
Unicorn D9:14 AM
New TikTok hook just hit a 2.1x ROAS at $40K/day. Sharing the script, raw footage, and the variation tree we tested. Steal it.
UH
Unicorn H10:02 AM
Anyone running GLP-1 / health offers seen a Meta ATC drop today? Mine cratered at 8 AM EST. Dropping a screen recording of my account.
UB
Unicorn B10:04 AM
Confirmed on three accounts. Andromeda update went live ~15 min ago. Here's the full breakdown of what changed and how I'm reacting:
UF
Unicorn F10:18 AM
Just shipped a new attribution stack for legal lead gen. Triple Whale + custom pixel events + server-side CAPI. Repo + setup doc in #toolkit.
UO
Unicorn O11:33 AM
B2B SaaS founders: my LinkedIn doc-ad lookalike framework. 3.2x pipeline lift on the last 4 launches. Walking through it on Friday's live call.
+38 MORE TODAY DAILY · BREAKTHROUGHS · WINS · ATTRIBUTION · CREATIVE
RITUAL 01

Daily Slack flow

Wins, screenshots, hooks, attribution fixes, ad-account anomalies, vertical alerts. Live, every weekday, all roster.

RITUAL 02

Multiple weekly live calls

Working sessions, tactical deep dives, account roasts, and platform updates. The roster shows up. Cameras on.

RITUAL 03

Toolkit + asset library

Shared skills, frameworks, ad templates, landing pages, prompts, and Claude Code agents. Everything one Unicorn ships, every Unicorn can deploy.

CLIENT TRACK RECORD

A partial list of the brands
our Unicorns have run.

These are named brands confirmed in our operator profiles. More exist that we don't list publicly. Track record, not current client list.

BMWAUTO / LUXURY
SamsungTECH
DisneyMEDIA
NetflixMEDIA
Warner BrosMEDIA
NikeAPPAREL
ESPNMEDIA
BloombergFINANCE
LululemonAPPAREL
LVMHLUXURY
PradaLUXURY
VANSAPPAREL
AG1SUPPLEMENTS
OrganifiSUPPLEMENTS
OnnitSUPPLEMENTS
RYZESUPPLEMENTS
Morning BrewMEDIA
Fashion NovaAPPAREL
Rolls-RoyceAUTO / LUXURY
Athena ClubBEAUTY / DTC
Daily HarvestFOOD / DTC
ClickFunnelsSAAS
NHLSPORTS
Tier 11AGENCY
Honest PawsPET / SUPP
Cuddle ClonesPET / DTC
Pompa ProgramHEALTH
The Parking SpotTRAVEL
Happy MammothSUPPLEMENTS
TutorDoctorEDUCATION
TheoTradeFINANCE
Flux FootwearFOOTWEAR
Pure HockeySPORTS RETAIL
RV SnapPadAUTO / RV
Keeva OrganicsBEAUTY
Shine SolarHOME SERVICES
ZerorezHOME SERVICES
Plant PeopleSUPPLEMENTS
RAWGEARAPPAREL
G2SAAS
TruckstopSAAS / LOGISTICS
FuturHealthHEALTH
CloudflareSAAS
OneStreamSAAS
CreatifySAAS
Lola BlanketsDTC
DesignrrSAAS
Plus many more in health, finance, SaaS, e-commerce, local services, and lead gen that we don't list publicly. This is a partial slice of verified track record across the roster.
DEEP-DIVE PROFILES

16 Unicorns. One at a time.

Click any chip to switch. Arrow keys work too. Each profile is anonymized, stats are verified against operator records.

SWITCH UNICORNS · CLICK OR USE ARROW KEYS
WHAT CLIENTS SAY

The proof is in their words.

Verified reviews from clients matched with their Unicorn Marketer. Pulled from Trustpilot, Google, BBB, and direct client communication.

4.8/5
Trustpilot
100+
Verified Reviews
4
Platforms
Trustpilot · Google · BBB · Glassdoor
"
Trustpilot · Verified

I've finally found an ads manager who actually gives a damn. He's a part of our team. We love him. The leadership at Unicorn has been completely top tier. You can tell Unicorn pours into their people, and their people are top-notch. 10/10. Would recommend. But don't take my ads manager.

Kimberly Holmes
CEO, Marriage Helper
Direct · Verified

After years of slow, opaque agencies, Sean switched to Unicorn. Six months in: year-over-year revenue jumped 70%, a declining product line reversed to a 25% gain, and the company had its strongest year in 15 years. Strongest year in 15 years.

+70%Y/Y Revenue
+25%Reversed Decline
15yrBest Ever
Sean Ewen
Founder & CEO, Allied Medical Training
MATCHED WITH Unicorn G
Direct · Verified

Bellomo's enrollment team had to ask us to slow down ad spend. Leads were coming in faster than the team could close them. Their live seminars are now closing at 85%, generating a steady pipeline of new business for the firm.

85%Seminar Close Rate
↓Asked Us to Slow Down
Roslyn Dotar-Cassidy
Bellomo Associates LLC · Financial Planning
MATCHED WITH Unicorn E
Direct · Verified

After trying other agencies, we brought Unicorn on as consultants and saw incredible results. Our Unicorn took the time to understand our business, refine our ads, and deliver under $2 CPCs. Truly can't recommend them enough.

Sid Singh
Executive Manager, Beard and Bowler
MATCHED WITH Unicorn K
Direct · Verified

Everyone claims to use AI, so I came in skeptical. What surprised me was the execution. The creative, landing pages, and copy delivered with AI support are the strongest assets I've seen. The responsiveness has been exceptional.

Josh Citron
Founder, Chic Soul
MATCHED WITH Unicorn D
Direct · Verified

When Unicorn stepped in, it was immediately clear our Meta ads had been poorly managed. Within weeks of pairing us with the right media buyer, we saw major gains in lead quality, booked calls, and KPIs. Sales loved the leads. Highly recommend.

Joseph Panetta
Prosperity Tax Advisors
MATCHED WITH Unicorn M
Trustpilot · Verified

After cycling through more than a few outside agencies, we finally pulled the plug and gave Unicorn a shot. Having a top-tier marketer working inside your business beats any outside agency setup by miles. The difference is in the ownership, not the playbook.

Christopher Adams
Proud Patriots
MATCHED WITH Unicorn P
Plus 100+ more verified reviews across Trustpilot, Google, BBB, and Glassdoor averaging 4.8 stars.
NEXT STEPS

Your Unicorn is hand-picked for your business.

Once you move forward, we match you with the exact Unicorn Marketer whose experience fits your vertical, platforms, growth stage, and goals. You interview two finalists. You only proceed with one you love. That's the Perfect Match Guarantee. The Assessment was the strategy. These are the operators who run it for you.

MAX FINN, PRESIDENT, UNICORN MARKETERS
THE FINE PRINT (BUT REALLY THE WHOLE POINT)

Your match depends on your Assessment results, the operator's industry experience, current capacity, their interest in your project, and mutual fit on both sides. You always get final approval before anything begins. We'd rather walk away than force a wrong match.